It's Not Me, It's You

It's Not Me, It's You is one of the first T fics that I've written. It's quite the humorous satire of Twilight and a secret admiration of Vampire Diaries. I know many of you will not like the fact that I'm bitching about the faults of Edward and Bella, but they're so evident that I just can't help but point them out! Stefan is sexy, as usual, and Elena's amazing. The obvious things that are going to happen:

• Edward is going to stalk Elena.
• Bella is going to keep stalking Stefan.
• Edward and Bella are going to team up to stalk them together! Yaaaay!
• Elena and Stefan team up to try to keep their evil advances away.
• Stuff that you will like happens to occur ;)